You guys are lucky you don't know him, or you'd want to brutally end your life on the spot. There's this jackass I go to school with, right, and his name is Ricky. He just genuinely sucks, plus he's creepy as all hell. My friends and I have compiled a list of why he sucks.
- Touches girls in inappropriate places whenever he pleases.
- He wears these massive headphones around his neck at all time like a douche.
- He'll be talking to a girl, and then he'll then procede to say that they have pretty body parts I.E. Neck, eyebrows, knuckles, etc.
- He also randomly starts to massage women whenever it clearly isn't wanted
- He always thinks he's invited to hang out with my friends and I, when he is never invited.
- No matter what the case, he will always try to just fit in where nobody wants him.
- If he wants to get your attention, he'll just keep pathetically punching you.
- If you don't look at him while he's trying to get your attention, he'll continue punching you even though you are paying attention.
- He always gives one of my friends useless information about pot, and he's never smoked it. A perfect example, and this is 100% accurate: "did u kno pot is illegal in Washington state." That has to bug me the worst. I honestly don't give 2 shits about whether or not its illegal, and I especially don't care about it if I don't live there.
- This kid can kill a joke faster than you can blink. It might be a world record.
- He can't take the hint that no one can fucking stand him! Honestly, we've told him multiple times that we hate him and never want see him again, and then he'll just start laughing and say something like, "That's funny guys!"
- There's another thing! His laugh, he doesn't laugh like a human, no, he seizes. He seriously has miniature seizures when he laughs.
- Finally, he epitomizes the stereotype "Only douchebags play the guitar." No matter where he goes, or where he is, he will play any guitar in sight until one of us wants to kill him.

Have you ever met someone like this? I feel your pain.